Mathieu Bock-Côté – I Coulda Been a Contendah’


Alright, I know I’m late on the follow up to the last piece.

I’m sorry about that.

However, there’s nothing quite like a good ‘ol separatist honky-tonk love-in like this latest piece from Mathieu Bock-Côté to spur me into action. 

I haven’t read this latest piece of ass-wipery (blocked to non-subscribers).

Don’t need to. That, and I won’t give that turd PKP my money for the ‘privilege’ of reading his henchmen’s smearing of all those who aren’t part of ‘Le Club’.

Over the years, I’ve seen enough of this closet hate-monger to know exactly what lies beneath.

Playing the role of Mathieu Bock-Côté today is your host, Anonymous Buster of Shit Arguments.

MBC: “Only the federalists could celebrate something as odious as colonialism”

But what about what French colonialism did for Quebec?

Was Quebec not once known as ‘New France’ for it’s intended use as a colony which was to derive the same first-world amenities and luxuries as its European mother-state?

MBC: “On this day, federalists will celebrate what they did to the French in order to dominate Quebec”

Hmmm…this was a war right? As mindless and ridiculous as war happens to be, we do at the very least have them to determine a winner, don’t we?

If that example don’t tickle yer fancy, let’s imagine if the African slaves used to colonise Haiti didn’t overthrow their French masters – what would the neo-French community there have to say about that nation then…Hmmmm?

“By celebrating ‘Canada Day’ Ottawa is driving the final nail into the coffin of Quebec’s artistic community”

Easiest of them all.  In one breath, separatists love using films such as the Elvis Gratton series to chastise both Canadians and Americans alike in the most narcissistic fashion.

Americans, according to separatists, are fat, lazy monster truck loving, McDonald’s-worshipping racist war-monger assholes and Canadians wish they were just like Americans.

Faced with that kind of logic, who could ever blame any desire for separation?

Oh wait..slight discrepancy:

When American culture is transplanted into Quebec’s mainline (RE: Star Académie), it’s all good and it’s all in the name of fostering upcoming home-grown talent.

Oh shit…the seps almost had it there…or did they?

“Canada Day is a celebration of multiculturalism”

Yes, and…what’s the problem, byatch?

How many seppies have told us, they’re “sovereignist, but that does not in any way” make them racist?

Then how do you explain that argument – that multiculturalism is a ‘bad word’?

They are “not racist” yet they deem multiculturalism to be an anti-Quebecois trait.

Oh Mathieu, Mathieu, Mathieu…mon cher GROS Mathieu…

…you really have nothing else going on in your life, do you my frustrated friend.

Friends, as I finish this, the PQ has drawn less than 8% of the popular vote in the provincial by-election in Levis.

Put all the separatist parties combined (PQ, QS and ON) and together they got…14%.

Mathieu Bock-Côté is merely the symbol of a dying animal and much resembles the literally dying animal that is Bernard Landry, who is getting progressively more hateful and venomous as his life winds down.


3 thoughts on “Mathieu Bock-Côté – I Coulda Been a Contendah’

  1. MBC is, sadly, typical of the Québécois intellectual, an overeducated pompous douche. I enjoy reading him simply because he is so off the wall. In an earlier time natural selection would have ensured he never made it to adulthood.

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